Podge the Goblin Sexy Nerd - 28mm 32mm 54mm or 75mm Miniatures Twin Goddess Charm Chaos

Podge the Goblin is proof that chaos can be cute, clever… and sitting comfortably on something that definitely has teeth.

Made in loving tribute to Podge the Goblin, this miniature captures the mischievous charm of a goblin who knows exactly how dangerous the world is—and chooses to vibe anyway. Perched atop a snarling mimic chest like it’s a throne, Podge radiates peak Charmed Chaos energy: playful confidence, unsettling companions, and a wink that says “yes, I meant to do that.”

For D&D players, Podge is perfect as a chaotic-neutral goblin spellcaster, mascot NPC, dungeon guide who knows too much, or even a warlock who made a very cute but very questionable pact. Is the mimic her pet? Her seat? Her business partner? Absolutely.

For collectors and miniature lovers, this piece is an instant standout. Expressive face, oversized charm, and a wildly fun base make Podge a joy to paint and display—packed with personality and storytelling from every angle.

Small goblin. Big vibes.
Podge the Goblin invites you to sit down, relax… and maybe lose a hand if you’re not careful. 😈📦✨

• Available in 28mm, 32mm, 54mm, or 75mm scale. See link at top of page for more info on model scaling.
• Scale does not mean the height of the mini. It's a relative number, where 75mm (at 75mm scale) is the normal height of a 6' tall human. Smaller figures will be smaller.
• Some minor assembly may be required. See link at top of page for more info on assembly.
• Images are 3D renderings, not the actual color of resin. Figures will come in a dark gray resin as shown in example print photo.
• Item is custom made to order.

Figures designed by Twin Goddess Miniatures. Officially licensed to sell.